Jokes don’t get much more groan-inspiring than this!
Over 300 jokes to laugh, groan, baffle and amuse!
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Why did the elephant wear pink scarf and gloves?
The purple ones were in the wash!
Teacher: When was the last time your eyes were checked?
Boy: Never… they’ve always been brown!
What happened when a man tried to cross a tiger with a sheep?
He had to get a new sheep!
What happened when an elephant sat in front of a policeman at the movies?
He missed most of the film!
What happened when Baron Frankenstein saw a bare-necked corpse walking around?
He made a bolt for it!
Why are postal workers afraid of dogs called Frost?
Why are rabbits so good at math?
They are the quickest multipliers!
Why are pirates so cool?
Because they just “Arrrrr!”
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