Huge Monster Book of Jokes

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Huge Monster Book of Jokes for Kids

Jokes to groan too…

Over 300 jokes to laugh, groan, baffle and amuse!

huge monster book of jokes

Try these jokes for size!

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Why does no-one ever hear pterodactyls using the bathroom?
Because they have a silent P!

2.

Why do you rarely see a lionfish?
They can’t hold the rods with their paws!

3.

What do you call a bee born in May?
A maybe!

4.

Why did the alien wear a helmet?
So it did’t scare itself when it looked in the mirror!

5.

Why do elephants sit still on marshmallows?
They don’t want to fall in the hot chocolate!

 

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