Monster Book of Jokes

monster book of jokes

Jokes don’t get much more groan-inspiring than this!

Over 300 jokes to laugh, groan, baffle and amuse!

monster book of jokes

Try these jokes for size!

Why did the elephant wear pink scarf and gloves?
The purple ones were in the wash!

Teacher: When was the last time your eyes were checked?
Boy: Never… they’ve always been brown!

What happened when a man tried to cross a tiger with a sheep?
He had to get a new sheep!

What happened when an elephant sat in front of a policeman at the movies?
He missed most of the film!

What happened when Baron Frankenstein saw a bare-necked corpse walking around?
He made a bolt for it!

Why are postal workers afraid of dogs called Frost?
Because Frost-bites!

Why are rabbits so good at math?
They are the quickest multipliers!

Why are pirates so cool?
Because they just “Arrrrr!”

Have you got your own jokes?

Are they better than ours (very likely!)?
Add them to our jokes page – and yours might end up in the next book!